souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

  

flumph:

We as a society are ready for art of trans men that doesn’t exclusively look like Roman statues with top surgery scars

  

jakethesequel:

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

  

triviallytrue:

i’m a taylor swift centrist. she makes perfectly tolerable pop music that i can’t imagine really getting into. dunno what it is about her that makes so many people go insane

  

mei-lingere:

johnathan-harker-apologist:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

every time i have salmon it’s like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.

shout out to gay men

  

thinking about all my transgender webkinz

ssundiall:

  

gothiclit:

majoring in fuck all with a minor in whimsy

  

brucespringsteendotcom:

nuance enjoyers are always sparking controversy by saying things like “hey guys what if we considered some factors” because this is often interpreted as “let’s disregard absolutely everything except what I’m specifically highlighting right now in this online post.” Nothing to be done